Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Divorce Is Cheaper Than Dinner for Two | Funny Divorce Tee

Romance is cute, but have you seen your bank account after the breakup? This funny divorce tee is for those who’ve swapped candlelit dinners for peace, quiet, and a Netflix subscription that doesn’t argue back. Made from ultra-soft, eco-friendly fabric, this empowering and witty shirt is the perfect post-divorce mood: hilarious, healing, and just petty enough to feel amazing.

Features & Benefits:
💔 Eco-friendly fabric—gentle on the planet, savage on exes
🧾 Pre-shrunk material—because you’ve already dealt with enough surprises
💨 Lightweight and breathable—stays cool while you glow up
👕 Relaxed unisex fit—perfect for wine nights, court dates, or freedom brunches

Your order is crafted just for you, starting the moment you hit 'buy.' This personalized approach means it takes a bit more time to reach your doorstep, but it ensures we create only what's needed. By choosing this method, you help us cut down on excess production. Thanks for being part of a more sustainable shopping experience!