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Made in the USA with premium, airlume-combed cotton so soft it might ruin all your other shirts. Tailored to flatter, stretchy enough to high-five in, and lightweight enough to forget you're wearing it (but please don't). Responsibly made in eco-friendly facilities—because your tee should look good and do good. Warning: may cause intense favorite shirt syndrome.

 


 S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50