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This unisex hoodie hits that sweet spot between off-duty luxury and street-smart style. Made from a plush cotton blend with a smooth, brushed interior, it feels like first-class comfort with a downtown edge. The relaxed fit, clean lines, and minimalist vibe make it your go-to for layering, lounging, or making a statement without trying too hard. Elevated. Essential. Yours. 

All sizes shown are approximate. Please shop carefully and refer to our Size Chart for best fit.

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50